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Baby scientists

  • Writer: Wesley
    Wesley
  • Dec 13, 2021
  • 1 min read

Hello Everyone,


I'm not the first person to observe that babies and toddlers are like little scientists, but I'll still absolutely take credit for coming up with this brilliant idea if anybody asks.


The munchkin is relentless in investigating her world, running experiment after experiment. If she were to publish her findings, her titles might include the following:


"The Effects of Throwing a Spoon from My Highchair: a quantitative analysis"


"Unexplored Uses of the Bathtub" Abstract: I pooped in the bath.


"What do Feet Taste Like? A culinary exploration of podiatry"


"The Disappearing Parent: where does dad go when he puts a blanket over his head?"

Abstract: We're still uncertain.


"Why does my face get wet when I splash in the bathtub? Is it ghosts?"


"Magellan's Got Nothing On Me: circumnavigating the coffee table and other explorations"


"Strategies for Snatching Mom's Glasses" Abstract: Get her to laugh, then go in the the kill.

"The Dog's Nose: a very thorough investigation" "Do My Parents Exist When I Don't See Them?" Abstract: Probably not. "Is My Dad's Back Sore From Holding Me Up? And other unasked questions" "Is My Foot Food?" "Is My Dad's Face Food?"



Wes



Photos

Just in time for the holidays, here's my Christmas cactus.



 
 
 

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